Virility

Summary

Name	Description
Carrot	Great for helping you see in the dark...by setting them on fire.
Cabbage	Exotic, exciting, succulent. Three words that you can't use to describe cabbage.
Candlewych Green	Much healthier than Soylent.
Everyman's Salad	The envy of ploughmen everywhere.
Arrest Stew	Eating this should be law.
The Brothy Grimm	Folk tell tales of its disgusting taste.
Moonfish	Full of themselves.
Nettle	Don't be rash when picking it.
Stirling Button Moss Stew	See your GP after eating.
Lovers Truffle	You won't get in a scuffle with a lover's truffle.
Hob Tooth	Bite me.
Pumpkin Pie	Hello, weenies.
Peggy Soup	Add a sprig of budding holly.
Spicy Clucking Soup	Chook it in the pot.
Beast Liver	Liked by Onion Knights.
Ditch Channel No. 8	Become the boss.
Bust Ghoster	Makes you feel good.
Hold Haunts	Umbrella cooperation.
Sceach Gheal	Best left unsaid.
Heart Root Broth	Hearty, rooty and erm, brothy.
Ditch Channel No. 8	Become the boss.
Bust Ghoster	Makes you feel good.
Hold Haunts	Umbrella cooperation.
Sweet Moss	A model of sweetness.
Dynasty Broth	Eat if you fallon hard times.
Stinging Sponge	Quite a sharp taste.
Leek	Drip fed.
Cock-A-Leeky Soup	Seriously?
Cursory Glance	Made with love and care... for your enemies.