Roger Readily
| Sprite |  |
|---|---|
| Age | 20 |
| Haven | Summerdown |
| Location |  |
| House | The Love Shack |
| Family | None |
| Talents |
Sprites
| Baby | Kid | Adult | Elder |
|---|---|---|---|
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Gifting
| Likes | Dislikes |
|---|---|
 Lover's Truffle |  Cabbage |
 Eel |  Gassy Apple |
 Fish-Net Stock |  Nettle |
Story
| Task | |
|---|---|
| Name | Roger Readily needs some assistance |
| Description | Dig up a Lover's Truffle for Roger. Have a dig around some muddy patches around Cunning Plots. |
| Dialogue | |
| Friendly | Someone who wants to be Roger's friend and not a lover? That's a new one to me.
I am mildly confused because, well, look at this face. It's gorgeous. I don't need to work hard to look this good. Fresh air and the occasional eel for dinner keep me so incredibly handsome. I know I sound a bit conceited, and I am, which is why my head is so large. I just know that when it boils down to it, most Quillian's were drawn ugly. Or should that be born? No idea why I said that. |
| Like | I feel we have a growing bond. If you ever find you can't perform certain duties, you should see a doctor, no? They may prescribe some chubby broccoli.
When it comes to love, never say never again. With your golden eyes, which will be diamonds forever, the world is not enough. The spectre of age catches up with us all, but you only live twice, so why not live and let die and enjoy the pleasures of life? It's an odd job, but someone has to do it! |
| Love | I have a secret I can't bear to keep anymore!
Despite my stunning looks and remarkable loving techniques, lately, my libido is having a libido-go. I need something to help me rediscover my mojo and regain some confidence. There's a truffle, buried deep, that boosts virility like a boot up a chicken's backside. You might need a pig to sniff them out, but they are out there and the only thing that can help give me the lift I need. |
| Complete | You found one! A Lover's Truffle! Your digging has dug me out of a hole, and I'm eternally grateful.
This whole drama has given me time to reflect, though. I don't give up my real feelings easily, so it is strange for me to have emotions of true friendship, as I do with you. I thought life was just for the service of wooing and that my role in the world was all about my looks and abilities. It took you to open my eyes to all the other beauty that surrounds us! And like everything else in Quill, I'm not getting any younger! |