Roger Readily
| Information | |
| Age | 30 |
| Haven | Summerdown |
| Location | Loverwood |
| House | The Love Shack |
| Traits | |
 Charm | |
 Stupidity | |
 Virility | |
Summary
Gifting
| Likes | Dislikes |
|---|---|
 Lovers Truffle |  Cabbage |
 Eel |  Gassy Apple |
 Fish-Net Stock |  Nettle |
Story
| Task | |
|---|---|
| Name | Dig up a Lovers Truffle |
| Description | Dig up a Lovers Truffle. These need a shovel capable of digging deep and a pig following to help increase the chance of discovery. |
| Dialogue | |
| Friendly | Someone who wants to be Roger's friend and not a lover? That's a new one to me.
I am mildly confused because, well, look at this face. It's gorgeous. I have the face that launched a thousand chips, as people the land over ate sliced, fried potatoes through the sadness that they couldn't match my looks. I know I sound a bit conceited, and I am, which is why my head is so large, as well as other things. I just know that when it boils down to it, most Quillian's were drawn ugly. Or should that be born? No idea why I said that. |
| Like | I feel we have a growing bond. If you ever find you can't perform certain duties, you should see a doctor, no? They may prescribe some chubby broccoli.
When it comes to love, never say never again. With your golden eyes, which will be diamonds forever, the world is not enough. The spectre of age catches up with us all, but you only live twice, so why not live and let die and enjoy the pleasures of life? It's an odd job, but someone has to do it! |
| Love | I have a secret I can't bear keeping anymore!
Despite my stunning looks and wonderful loving techniques, lately, my libido is having a libido-go. I need something to help me rediscover my mojo, and if you think I am doing more references, think again! There's a truffle, buried deep, that boosts virility like a boot up a chicken's backside. You might need a pig to sniff them out, but they are definitely out there and the only thing that can really help give me a third leg up. |
| Complete | You found one. Well, your digging has dug me out of a hole, and I love you more for it.
I don't give my deep feelings easily, well, not that kind, so it is strange to me to have these feelings. I thought life was just for the service of the service and that I was only important for my looks and abilities. It took you to open my eyes to other beauty out there! |