Woof Justice: A Guide to Dog Ownership PART ONE
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Woof Justice: A Guide to Dog Ownership PART ONE by Kane Hines
INTRODUCTION. Hello, I am Kane Hines. Nice to meet you.
End of introduction.
Dogs. What Are They?
Well, they are four-legged animals.
They are NOT people and NOT some sort of fruit or small vegetable.
Dogs need boundaries, and I mean more than just a fence.
A dog is an extension of your arm. They are your shield. Your sword. Your intruder alarm. Your pie detector.
Use a dog as a living tool to carry out your commands, and you will find much satisfaction from owning one.
Dogs have a keen sense of smell, and this is because tiny Faeries, called He-mangoblins, live inside the blood tubes in their noses. Dogs have brittle nose bones, and the strong He-mangoblins stop the Skeltor bone from breaking and entering the Grey skull of the dog.