What the Fachen?!
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What the Fachen?! by Simon Bellbottoms
Have you ever played Hopscotch against a Fachen?
No?
They are too good at it.
Not only are they the premier hoppers of any dark forest, but they also hit anybody they think will beat them with their big nasty clubs.
These bizarre creatures bound and bounce around as though made from some sort of pliable material we shall call 'rubber'.
It is said that the ancient Gods created the Fachen from the spare parts in their making box. This has made the Fachen even more determined to prove itself and is just as deadly as any other creature if you underestimate it.