Things that go bump in your tights

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Things that go bump in your tights by Quincey Sensual

Since the dawn of Dawn, humanity has sought to reproduce for the survival of the species and for recreation and let's face it, that's the fun one.

In olden times, a man would climb volcanoes and wrestle giant lizards in order to prove his worth.

As time ticked by, the male became more polite and would climb mountains and wrestle lions to prove his love for his lady.

More time passed, and the woman now took command with her new freedoms, and men were left to compete in gladiatorial arenas on a thing called Television.

After the catastrophes that befell mankind, the basic survival needs resurfaced.

Thankfully, these days it's a much simpler process for much simpler folk.

All you have to do is be married, then make a gift of a rabbit corndoll to your beloved spouse. The Wheel of Delight will then begin!

If the Goddesses like what they see, a stork will deliver your baby in one week! Or babies if you are doubly blessed!

Why did humans never use this system from the start? It would have saved a lot of innocent pickles from being devoured by hungry pregnant females!