Ogyr and Above
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Ogyr and Above by Stankie Boil
Have you ever had one of those days where you feel like the world is against you?
You get out of bed and stand on an upturned rake.
Your larder is empty.
The Brounies have put a big dollop of sheep poop on your chair, and you just sat on the stool.
You go outside and it starts raining. The chickens are all missing. There are huge footprints leading off into the trees.
Ever had one of those days?
No?
Well, I just have, and the Ogyr that stole my cluckers for lunch is fast asleep next to a tree.
How is this book informative?
It isn't, I just wanted to complain.