Naida: Goddess of Fertility

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Have you ever wondered why the people of Summerdown are such cheery, gregarious folk?

Well, it's pretty obvious when you think about it.

They worship Naida! Wait, I hear you ask. Isn't she the Goddess of Fertility or something?

What's so bleeding cheerful about that? Well, perhaps you should pick up a book sometime, you might learn something?

Oh right, that's why you picked up this book! Well, allow me to educate.

You may have seen representations of Naida's rounded figure, with a face that is red of cheek and wide of smile.

But that doesn't quite capture the joy, the love of pleasure and laughter, that makes her the jolliest of all divinities.

Still, fertility is very much what she's about, which is why offerings made to her will result in stronger offspring.

On the other hand, displeasing her can result in weak children, the barrenness of seed, and limpness of loin.

So be sure to make offerings that bring pleasure, happiness and girth; you, too, can be as chipper as a Summerdowner!