My Diary
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My Diary by Ken Tiller
That Veg Rarney! Who does he think he is? He believes he is the Lord of the Plots because he fills his garden with turnips.
Has he not seen my onions? Does he not appreciate the well-tended flowers and beautiful lavender?
I think he has always been jealous of my success and just copies me to try to get one over on me.
I get a greenhouse...he must get a greenhouse. I get a new step...he must get a new step.
I get a windmill....well he can't afford a windmill, so I have him there!
That man must know that I am the best in this part of the haven, and if anyone is going to beat those Lawns, it will be me.