Goddess Statues for Idiots

Book

Goddess Statues for Idiots by Ben Downe

Oh, Goddess Day! Such a glorious celebration!

On this day, the folk of Quill pay their respects to our beloved Fae overseers.

Many simple folks, though, do not quite understand the subtleties of worship and how to best gain advantages for their benefit.

I will tell you, fair reader, how to make your offerings count.

Firstly, on Goddess Day (Day 7 to the layman), find a Goddess Statue and interact.

There will be two chosen Goddesses from which to make an offering. You have to select one of those two, so think carefully!

Select MAKE AN OFFERING to be presented with the offering bowl and each Goddess symbol.

You can highlight the eight circles to view the blessings on offer, four on the left for one Goddess, four on the right for the other. Choosing a blessing on one side will highlight a curse on the opposite side for the jealous Goddess.

One offering is enough to satiate the Goddess.

You then have 1 week of Goddess favour (or anger) to contend with until the next Goddess Day.

So go forth, make your offerings, and may the Goddesses smile on your carrots.