Dangerous or Funny?
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Dangerous or Funny? by Dan Tedium
I had a dream the other night I was being watched by thousands of people in the sky.
They had books for faces and were twitching uncontrollably.
"You! Hold this Tube!" shouted one.
Another called out, "Put it in the mixer, master Don!"
Other minions were off to the side, chatting and chittering endlessly.
"Reddit" burped a passing frog.
I woke with a game jolt and had an itchio head. I felt an epic discord within my soul, and I felt so aGog, that I decided I must leave.
I left my home and headed north.
As I left The Vale, the voices faded, and I was left alone with just the sweet twitter of the birds and the smell of musk in the air...