Book of Nana
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Book of Nana
Heed thee well. For thy who readeth thys text must take heed.
She is the eternal. She is the dark light. She is the harbinger of calamity. Especially if thy messes up thy kitchen and dost not do thine homework.
Approach her with the greatest heed, I say!
Arm thyself with the one thing she detestest... Garlic.
Approach her with care and even more heed. When she reveals her foulest self, throweth the garlic into yonder face, and she will be banished for a very long time indeed.
Be quick, though! You have but moments before she rips thy head clean off and tears your body into many tiny pieces, which will be distributed evenly amongst the depths of time and space.
So, be brave and take heed! Do not fall into the clutches of Shuffling Nana, lest you like decorating with your own innards!