Mr Fairweather
Summary
Mr Fairweather is an enigmatic and very powerful Fae.
He resides in the barren Fae realm of 
Briar, in his labyrinthine burrow.
Mr Fairweather is considered to be a Fel Fae, who are regarded as tricksters and shapeshifters.
His motives are always unclear.
Appearance
Mr Fairweather has the appearance of a 20-foot-tall Hare, dressed in fine-coloured robes. He carries a staff full of dangling charms, which you can hear jangling as he approaches. He wears a large hat with flowers adorning it.
Personality
Mr Fairweather is outwardly friendly and very encouraging.
His sincerity may be questioned by his looks and mannerisms, but he is genuinely interested in many things, especially the player.
Mr Fairweather has a generally low opinion of Quillians, whom he regards as lazy sheep. He takes more of a liking to humans who show potential.
Death
If you are killed at any point during your lifetime, Mr Fairweather will revive you for the cost of 1 year of your life, taken at tax time. When you reach age 50, as per your contract with him, then Mr Fairweather will whisk you to Briar to ask which heir you wish to pass on to. If you have no natural child of your own, an orphan from The Shoe will be offered.
Items
Mr Fairweather is a collector who gathers objects from all corners of the universe and all eras.
He owns many items from various dimensions and keeps the majority in his deep burrow.
Mr Fairweather offers a select few items to the player to ease their work and boost their progress carefully.
The items cost years of life, which Mr Fairweather collects as a tax at the end of each year.
| Name | Description | Year cost |
|---|---|---|
 Wooden Key | Secret Fae pathways are yours to use with this marvellous, mystical key. | 3 years |
 Judith's Charming Charm | Reduce the impact of bad loving with this charmingly charming charm. | 3 years |
 Hiya's Synthetic Bucket | Keep up appearances with this bucket that holds 4x the amount of fragrant fertiliser. | 3 years |
 Divine Diviner | Find digspots by carrying a shovel. You will receive a ping as you get closer! | 3 years |
 Wuther Ring | Make it windy weather with this ornate ring. | 3 years |
 Fog Horn | Play misty for me. Toot this curious horn to make it foggy. | 3 years |
 Snowglobe | What an atmos sphere! Create some snow with this charming snowglobe. | 3 years |
 Machine Tool | Industry at work. Doubles the yield when crafting at the blacksmith. | 3 years |
 Chemistry Set | Test those tubes! Doubles the yield when crafting at the apothecary. | 3 years |
 Waste-Not | Yum Yum. Double the yield when crafting any cooked food. | 3 years |
 Terrarium | Convenience on the go with this portable garden. | 3 years |
 Home Sweet Home | There's no place like home. Especially if you can teleport there. | 3 years |
 Forget-Me-Yet Seeds | Grow a wondrous flower that, when gifted, will reset an opinion of you, good or bad! | 3 years |
| Clockwork Clock | Time to upgrade from dandelions with this mechanical timepiece. | 3 years |
| Waterman's Reminder | Got mail? Forgetting events? This excellent item is what you need! | 3 years |
| Turdis | Travel instantly through the plumbing of the Haven with this Outhouse special. Hold your nose. | 3 years |
| Glutton's Trough | Catalogue item - Stock it with food to feed your animals automatically with this elegant trough. | 3 years |
| Professor Bugpass | Catalogue item - A beautifully carved wooden owl sits in your inventory and increases family study XP gain. | 3 years |
| Vase of Forgiveness | Catalogue item - Your spouse will never hate you with this beautiful vase on your table. | 3 years |
| Inspecting Gadget | Catalogue item - Show this strange device items to identify their traits. | 3 years |
| Seed Replicatron | Catalogue item - Feed this clever machine rotten apples to produce random seeds. | 3 years |
| Mirror Mirror | Catalogue item - Use this marvellous mirror daily to increase your virility. | 3 years |
