Mr Fairweather

Summary

Mr Fairweather is an enigmatic and very powerful Fae.

He resides in the barren Fae realm of Briar, in his labyrinthine burrow.

Mr Fairweather is considered to be a Fel Fae, who are regarded as tricksters and shapeshifters.

His motives are always unclear.

Appearance

Mr Fairweather has the appearance of a 20-foot-tall Hare, dressed in fine-coloured robes. He carries a staff full of dangling charms, which you can hear jangling as he approaches. He wears a large hat with flowers adorning it.

Personality

Mr Fairweather is outwardly friendly and very encouraging.

His sincerity may be questioned by his looks and mannerisms, but he is genuinely interested in many things, especially the player.

Mr Fairweather has a generally low opinion of Quillians, whom he regards as lazy sheep. He takes more of a liking to humans who show potential.

Death

If you are killed at any point during your lifetime, Mr Fairweather will revive you for the cost of 1 year of your life, taken at tax time. When you reach age 50, as per your contract with him, then Mr Fairweather will whisk you to Briar to ask which heir you wish to pass on to. If you have no natural child of your own, an orphan from The Show will be offered.

Items

Mr Fairweather is a collector who gathers objects from all corners of the universe and all eras.

He owns many items from various dimensions and keeps the majority in his deep burrow.

Mr Fairweather offers a select few items to the player to ease their work and boost their progress carefully.

The items cost years of life, which Mr Fairweather collects as a tax at the end of each year.

Name	Description
Clockwork Clock	Time to upgrade from dandelions with this mechanical timepiece.
Glutton's Trough	Catalogue item - Stock it with food to feed your animals automatically with this elegant trough.
Wooden Key	Secret Fae pathways are yours to use with this marvellous, mystical key.
Waterman's Reminder	Got mail? Forgetting events? This excellent item is what you need!
TURDIS	Travel instantly through the plumbing of the Haven with this Outhouse special. Hold your nose.
Judith's Charming Charm	Reduce the impact of bad loving with this charmingly charming charm.
Hiya's Synthetic Bucket	Keep up appearances with this bucket that holds 4x the amount of fragrant fertiliser.
Professor Bugpass	Catalogue item - A beautifully carved wooden owl sits in your inventory and increases family study XP gain.
Divine Diviner	Find digspots by carrying a shovel. You will receive a ping as you get closer!
Wuther Ring	Make it windy weather with this ornate ring.
Fog Horn	Play misty for me. Toot this curious horn to make it foggy.
Snowglobe	What an atmos sphere! Create some snow with this charming snowglobe.
Vase of Forgiveness	Catalogue item - Your spouse will never hate you with this beautiful vase on your table.
Machine Tool	Industry at work. Doubles the yield when crafting at the blacksmith.
Chemistry Set	Test those tubes! Doubles the yield when crafting at the apothecary.
Inspecting Gadget	Catalogue item - Show this strange device items to identify their traits.
Waste-Not	Yum Yum. Double the yield when crafting any cooked food.
Terrarium	Convenience on the go with this portable garden.
Seed Replicatron	Catalogue item - Feed this clever machine rotten apples to produce random seeds.
Mirror Mirror	Catalogue item - Use this marvellous mirror daily to increase your virility.
Home Sweet Home	There's no place like home. Especially if you can teleport there.
Forget-Me-Yet Seeds	Grow a wondrous flower that, when gifted, will reset an opinion of you, good or bad!