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=== Bumper Book of Brotherly Chuckles by Chief Kegwin === | === Bumper Book of Brotherly Chuckles by Chief Kegwin === | ||
<div class="section-text"><p>A lady killed by her own clothes was a fashion victim.</p><p>Did you hear about the compost tycoon? He was filthy rich.</p><p>I keep a ruler in my pocket for good measure.</p><p>Scented candles get on my wick.</p><p>I found a missing limb at the foot of our stairs.</p><p>They say a good invisible man is hard to find.</p><p>I had a hobby horse. He loved board games, sewing and collecting butterflies.</p><p>The best quality gunpowder you can't hold a candle to.</p><p>I was going to open the world's smallest tavern. Well, that was my inn-tent.</p><p>Do tree-men have woodpeckers?</p><p>I gave my friend a boomerang as a gift with the message 'Many Happy Returns' on it.</p><p>Ground beef. Shredded pork. Sorry I am just mincing my words.</p><p>At the new pet protection home, there isn't room to swing a cat.</p><p>I dream of filled pastry in the clouds, but it is just pie in the sky.</p><p>A highwayman said, " | <div class="section-text"><p>A lady killed by her own clothes was a fashion victim.</p><p>Did you hear about the compost tycoon? He was filthy rich.</p><p>I keep a ruler in my pocket for good measure.</p><p>Scented candles get on my wick.</p><p>I found a missing limb at the foot of our stairs.</p><p>They say a good invisible man is hard to find.</p><p>I had a hobby horse. He loved board games, sewing and collecting butterflies.</p><p>The best quality gunpowder you can't hold a candle to.</p><p>I was going to open the world's smallest tavern. Well, that was my inn-tent.</p><p>Do tree-men have woodpeckers?</p><p>I gave my friend a boomerang as a gift with the message 'Many Happy Returns' on it.</p><p>Ground beef. Shredded pork. Sorry, I am just mincing my words.</p><p>At the new pet protection home, there isn't room to swing a cat.</p><p>I dream of filled pastry in the clouds, but it is just pie in the sky.</p><p>A highwayman said, "Stand and deliver", so I stood up and took my liver out.</p><p>I made a bird out of cowpats. It was a stool pigeon.</p><p>Are runner beans the best fast food?</p></div> | ||
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Bumper Book of Brotherly Chuckles by Chief Kegwin
A lady killed by her own clothes was a fashion victim.
Did you hear about the compost tycoon? He was filthy rich.
I keep a ruler in my pocket for good measure.
Scented candles get on my wick.
I found a missing limb at the foot of our stairs.
They say a good invisible man is hard to find.
I had a hobby horse. He loved board games, sewing and collecting butterflies.
The best quality gunpowder you can't hold a candle to.
I was going to open the world's smallest tavern. Well, that was my inn-tent.
Do tree-men have woodpeckers?
I gave my friend a boomerang as a gift with the message 'Many Happy Returns' on it.
Ground beef. Shredded pork. Sorry, I am just mincing my words.
At the new pet protection home, there isn't room to swing a cat.
I dream of filled pastry in the clouds, but it is just pie in the sky.
A highwayman said, "Stand and deliver", so I stood up and took my liver out.
I made a bird out of cowpats. It was a stool pigeon.
Are runner beans the best fast food?