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== Book ==
== Book ==
=== Naida: Goddess of Fertility by Mae Poll ===
=== Naida: Goddess of Fertility by Mae Poll ===
<div class="section-text"><p>Have you ever wondered why the people of Summerdown are such cheery, gregarious folk?</p><p>Well, it's pretty obvious when you think about it.</p><p>They worship Naida! Wait, I hear you ask. Isn't she the Goddess of Fertility or something?</p><p>What's so bleeding cheerful about that? Well, perhaps you should pick up a book sometime, you might learn something?</p><p>Oh right, that's why you picked up this book! Well, allow me to educate.</p><p>You may have seen representations of Naida's rounded figure, with a face that is red of cheek and wide of smile.</p><p>But that doesn't quite capture the joy, the love of pleasure and laughter, that makes her the jolliest of all divinities.</p><p>Still, fertility is very much what she's about, which is why offerings made to her will result in stronger offspring.</p><p>On the other hand, displeasing her can result in weak children, the barrenness of seed, and limpness of loin.</p><p>So be sure to make offerings that bring pleasure, happiness and girth; you, too, can be as chipper as a Summerdowner!</p></div>
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<div class="section-text"><div style='margin-bottom: 16px'>Have you ever wondered why the people of Summerdown are such cheery, gregarious folk?</div><div style='margin-bottom: 16px'>Well, it's pretty obvious when you think about it.</div><div style='margin-bottom: 16px'>They worship Naida! Wait, I hear you ask. Isn't she the Goddess of Fertility or something?</div><div style='margin-bottom: 16px'>What's so bleeding cheerful about that? Well, perhaps you should pick up a book sometime; you might learn something.</div><div style='margin-bottom: 16px'>Oh, right, that's why you picked up this book! Well, allow me to educate.</div><div style='margin-bottom: 16px'>You may have seen representations of Naida's rounded figure, with a face that is red of cheek and wide of smile.</div><div style='margin-bottom: 16px'>But that doesn't quite capture the joy, the love of pleasure and laughter, that makes her the jolliest of all divinities.</div><div style='margin-bottom: 16px'>Still, fertility is very much what she's about, which is why offerings made to her will result in stronger offspring.</div><div style='margin-bottom: 16px'>On the other hand, displeasing her can result in weak children, the barrenness of seed, and limpness of loin.</div><div style='margin-bottom: 16px'>So be sure to make offerings that bring pleasure, happiness and girth; you, too, can be as chipper as a Summerdowner!</div></div>
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Book

Naida: Goddess of Fertility by Mae Poll

Have you ever wondered why the people of Summerdown are such cheery, gregarious folk?
Well, it's pretty obvious when you think about it.
They worship Naida! Wait, I hear you ask. Isn't she the Goddess of Fertility or something?
What's so bleeding cheerful about that? Well, perhaps you should pick up a book sometime; you might learn something.
Oh, right, that's why you picked up this book! Well, allow me to educate.
You may have seen representations of Naida's rounded figure, with a face that is red of cheek and wide of smile.
But that doesn't quite capture the joy, the love of pleasure and laughter, that makes her the jolliest of all divinities.
Still, fertility is very much what she's about, which is why offerings made to her will result in stronger offspring.
On the other hand, displeasing her can result in weak children, the barrenness of seed, and limpness of loin.
So be sure to make offerings that bring pleasure, happiness and girth; you, too, can be as chipper as a Summerdowner!