Mr Fairweather

Summary

Mr Fairweather is an enigmatic and very powerful Fae.

He resides in the barren Fae realm of Briar, in his labyrinthine burrow.

Mr Fairweather is considered to be a Fel Fae, who are regarded as tricksters and shapeshifters.

His motives are always unclear.

Appearance

Mr Fairweather has the appearance of a 20-foot-tall Hare, dressed in fine-coloured robes. He carries a staff full of dangling charms, which you can hear jangling as he approaches. He wears a large hat with flowers adorning it.

Personality

Mr Fairweather is outwardly friendly and very encouraging.

His sincerity may be questioned by his looks and mannerisms, but he is genuinely interested in many things, especially the player.

Mr Fairweather has a generally low opinion of Quillians, whom he regards as lazy sheep. He takes more of a liking to humans who show potential.

Death

If you are killed at any point during your lifetime, Mr Fairweather will revive you for the cost of 1 year of your life, taken at tax time. When you reach age 50, as per your contract with him, then Mr Fairweather will whisk you to Briar to ask which heir you wish to pass on to. If you have no natural child of your own, an orphan from The Shoe will be offered.

Items

Mr Fairweather is a collector who gathers objects from all corners of the universe and all eras.

He owns many items from various dimensions and keeps the majority in his deep burrow.

Mr Fairweather offers a select few items to the player to ease their work and boost their progress carefully.

The items cost years of life, which Mr Fairweather collects as a tax at the end of each year.

Name	Description	Cost
Wooden Key	Secret Fae pathways are yours to use with this marvellous, mystical key.	3 years
Judith's Charming Charm	Reduce the impact of bad loving with this charmingly charming charm.	4 years
Hiya's Synthetic Bucket	Keep up appearances with this bucket that holds 4x the amount of fragrant fertiliser.	3 years
Divine Diviner	Find digspots by carrying a shovel. You will receive a ping as you get closer!	2 years
Wuther Ring	Make it windy weather with this ornate ring.	3 years
Fog Horn	Play misty for me. Toot this curious horn to make it foggy.	2 years
Snowglobe	What an atmos sphere! Create some snow with this charming snowglobe.	3 years
Machine Tool	Industry at work. Doubles the yield when crafting at the blacksmith.	4 years
Chemistry Set	Test those tubes! Doubles the yield when crafting at the apothecary.	4 years
Waste-Not	Yum Yum. Double the yield when crafting any cooked food.	4 years
Terrarium	Convenience on the go with this portable garden.	5 years
Home Sweet Home	There's no place like home. Especially if you can teleport there.	5 years
Forget-Me-Yet Seeds	Grow a wondrous flower that, when gifted, will reset an opinion of you, good or bad!	1 years
Clockwork Clock	Time to upgrade from dandelions with this mechanical timepiece.	2 years
Waterman's Reminder	Got mail? Forgetting events? This excellent item is what you need!	2 years
Turdis	Travel instantly through the plumbing of the Haven with this Outhouse special. Hold your nose.	5 years
Glutton's Trough	Catalogue item - Stock it with food to feed your animals automatically with this elegant trough.	1 years
Professor Bugpass	Catalogue item - A beautifully carved wooden owl sits in your inventory and increases family study XP gain.	2 years
Vase of Forgiveness	Catalogue item - Your spouse will never hate you with this beautiful vase on your table.	2 years
Inspecting Gadget	Catalogue item - Show this strange device items to identify their traits.	2 years
Seed Replicatron	Catalogue item - Feed this clever machine rotten apples to produce random seeds.	2 years
Mirror Mirror	Catalogue item - Use this marvellous mirror daily to increase your virility.	3 years

REP Shop

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The REP shop

After defeating the Jabberwock, try visiting Mr Fairweather in Briar again. He has a new REP shop with a few exciting extra catalogue items that will cost you REP rather than money.