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=== No Fachen About by Simon Bellbottoms === | === No Fachen About by Simon Bellbottoms === | ||
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<div class="section-text"><div style='margin-bottom: 16px'>What's got one eye, one leg and one arm and hates humans?</div><div style='margin-bottom: 16px'>Yes, this is not a joke. The only punchline is what these monsters will do if they see you.</div><div style='margin-bottom: 16px'>It is said that when the ancient Fae Goddess and Mother of our current Goddesses, Echoia, first made the creatures that walked the realms of light and shadow, she was left with some spare parts.</div><div style='margin-bottom: 16px'>Rather than waste such precious creations, she created the Fachen.</div><div style='margin-bottom: 16px'>The Fachen was a gentle giant but was teased and taunted about how silly it looked.</div><div style='margin-bottom: 16px'>This made the Fachen angrier and angrier... hopping mad if you will.</div><div style='margin-bottom: 16px'>It tore up a tree and began smashing the heads of those who laughed.</div><div style='margin-bottom: 16px'>They laughed no more.</div><div style='margin-bottom: 16px'>Consumed by guilt and bitterness, the Fachen retreated into the darker places to live amongst those who would accept it.</div><div style='margin-bottom: 16px'>Meet one today, and the joke is on you.</div></div> | |||
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Latest revision as of 10:40, 29 August 2025
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No Fachen About by Simon Bellbottoms
What's got one eye, one leg and one arm and hates humans?
Yes, this is not a joke. The only punchline is what these monsters will do if they see you.
It is said that when the ancient Fae Goddess and Mother of our current Goddesses, Echoia, first made the creatures that walked the realms of light and shadow, she was left with some spare parts.
Rather than waste such precious creations, she created the Fachen.
The Fachen was a gentle giant but was teased and taunted about how silly it looked.
This made the Fachen angrier and angrier... hopping mad if you will.
It tore up a tree and began smashing the heads of those who laughed.
They laughed no more.
Consumed by guilt and bitterness, the Fachen retreated into the darker places to live amongst those who would accept it.
Meet one today, and the joke is on you.