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=== Things that go bump in your tights by Quincey Sensual ===
<div class="section-text"><p>Since the dawn of Dawn, humanity has sought to reproduce for the survival of the species and for recreation and let's face it, that's the fun one.</p><p>In olden times, a man would climb volcanoes and wrestle giant lizards in order to prove his worth.</p><p>As time ticked by, the male became more polite and would climb mountains and wrestle lions to prove his love for his lady.</p><p>More time passed, and the woman now took command with her new freedoms, and men were left to compete in gladiatorial arenas on a thing called Television.</p><p>After the catastrophes that befell mankind, the basic survival needs resurfaced.</p><p>Thankfully, these days it's a much simpler process for much simpler folk.</p><p>All you have to do is be married, then make a gift of a rabbit corndoll to your beloved spouse. The Wheel of Delight will then begin!</p><p>If the Goddesses like what they see, a stork will deliver your baby in one week! Or babies if you are doubly blessed!</p><p>Why did humans never use this system from the start? It would have saved a lot of innocent pickles from being devoured by hungry pregnant females!</p></div>

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