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== Story ==
== Story ==
<div class="section-text"><table class="styled-table"><tr class="table-header"><th colspan="2">Task</th></tr><tr class="table-row"><td>Name</td><td>Grow Funflowers for Dick</td></tr><tr class="table-row"><td>Description</td><td>Grow Funflowers for Dick. You will need Funflower seeds.</td></tr><tr class="table-header"><th colspan="2">Dialogue</th></tr><tr class="table-row"><td>Friendly</td><td>Am a bit surprised you want to talk to me? I am not the most cheery of people.
<div class="section-text"><table class="styled-table mw-collapsible mw-collapsed"><tr class="table-header"><th colspan="2">Task</th></tr><tr class="table-row"><td>Name</td><td>Grow Funflowers for Dick</td></tr><tr class="table-row"><td>Description</td><td>Grow Funflowers for Dick. You will need Funflower seeds.</td></tr><tr class="table-header"><th colspan="2">Dialogue</th></tr><tr class="table-row"><td>Friendly</td><td>Am a bit surprised you want to talk to me? I am not the most cheery of people.
Is there even any point? Look at me. I live in a hovel, grow turnips on a wasteland and have to look across the river at those horrible Lawns!</td></tr><tr class="table-row"><td>Like</td><td>It wasn't always like this, you know? We used to have a lovely farm, but then those Lawns moved in and diverted the river and used all sorts of tactics to sabotage us.
Is there even any point? Look at me. I live in a hovel, grow turnips on a wasteland and have to look across the river at those horrible Lawns!</td></tr><tr class="table-row"><td>Like</td><td>It wasn't always like this, you know? We used to have a lovely farm, but then those Lawns moved in and diverted the river and used all sorts of tactics to sabotage us.
We couldn't compete with their money.  
We couldn't compete with their money.  

Revision as of 23:13, 1 December 2022

Dick Turnip
Information
Age 42
Haven Woemarsh
Location Freyl's Fields
House Shame Meadows
Family
SpouseKat Turnip
ChildLuca Turnip
Traits
Cursed
Repel
Insomnia

Summary

Gifting

Story

Task
NameGrow Funflowers for Dick
DescriptionGrow Funflowers for Dick. You will need Funflower seeds.
Dialogue
FriendlyAm a bit surprised you want to talk to me? I am not the most cheery of people. Is there even any point? Look at me. I live in a hovel, grow turnips on a wasteland and have to look across the river at those horrible Lawns!
LikeIt wasn't always like this, you know? We used to have a lovely farm, but then those Lawns moved in and diverted the river and used all sorts of tactics to sabotage us.

We couldn't compete with their money. I fell off the wagon then. Broke my arm. After that, I couldn't farm as well as I used to. Sat drinking turnip moonshine. Yes, it is as horrible as it sounds.

So here I am now, just waiting for the Goddesses to turn me into fertiliser.
LoveYou are the only outsider that ever gave me time. I love Kat and Luca and always will. I just wish I could find a way to get out of my rut.

I did hear that the Fae have a flower that lifts the spirits...a type of funny sunflower, I think? If I had my crop squares full of those, I reckon that might do the trick!

Yes, I am hinting.
CompleteI feel so much better already! Money can't buy you happiness, but funny certainly can!

When I see those flowers dancing, my soul feels like dancing along too. All this has made me see the wood through the trees. What is important in life are great friends like you, family, fun and laughter.

I am a much richer man than those bitter buggers across the way. So stick their money where Solus don't shine! Laugh is for the living!