Blooming Champion
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Blooming Champion by Doug Gardens (yes, really)
Every year the people of the Vale hold their annual Flower Show.
In the past, we have had some incredibly talented winners.
Who could forget Rosemary Beads and her massive hanging baskets?
Or the year Buzz Hoff amazed us with his scented sunflowers?
And who could forget 5-times champion, Jasmine Teapott, and her stunning array of funeral wreaths?
So how does one join the pantheon of gardening greats?
Presenting 5-star flowers is really the only way to win, so utilise those proverbs and eke out every star you can.
Failing that, just buy some on the hush-hush.