Animal Control for Village Idiots

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Animal Control for Village Idiots by Barbara Woodworm

Dog gone? Cat napping? Pig won't fly? Sheep acting woolly?

Then you need the power of your lips! Just put your lips together, blow outwards and Whistle!

You can bring up a list of all your pets and owned animals by pressing <whistle>.

From there, you can summon your faithful four or two-legged friends to your side, ask them to stay put or send them home.

Quillian animals are fiercely loyal and have truly great senses, so they always know their way home.

The whistle will also help if you lose them, as animals are known for getting distracted by the call of nature, the smell of pies and generally anything glittery!