The Ballad of Bored Bob

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The Ballad of Bored Bob by S.T.Deeble

There was a chicken farmer called Bob

Who had a huge lump on his head

So he went to the docs

And discovered his cocks

Had a virus which they had spread.

The doctor told him the cure

He must bathe his cocks in manure

Then mend his sore head

With Redroot and bread

Then chop off the lump to be sure.

After 3 weeks, the lump did return

And gave Bob a terrible burn

So to the docs he did walk

And after a talk

Had his sore bits covered in fern.

The lump did fade well away

But came back the very next day

So Bob, in his ire

Set a large fire

And burned his cocks in the hay.

The Goddess smiled in approval

And blessed Bob with lump removal

The curse had been lifted

The virus had shifted

Now his wife has it.