Peter Pepper

Sprite
Age	46
Haven	Summerdown
Location	Homesteads
House	Fishslap House
Family	Spouse Carolina Pepper Child Belle Pepper
Traits	NPC_TRAITS

Sprites

Baby	Kid	Adult	Elder

Story

Task
Name	Prank Summerdown
Description	Pour honey or poo in all marked areas in every house in Summerdown.
Dialogue
Friendly	Friends it is! I am amazed I haven't driven you bonkers with my antics! I just love a good joke and like a bit of PUN-ishment. There's nothing I won't make fun of. It's only jokes! I don't mean any harm, unlike your face. Bosh! But seriously, for a second, no, I could never be serious for a second. I think you are a good sport, although you can tell I don't do any sport by my figure. All bought and paid for!
Like	What do scarecrows wear to keep warm? Harvest. A vest! Get it?! Well, your reaction is like a teacher who talks about water in buckets. Speaks volumes. No good? Any laughs at all in there? I would love to dream up a really good prank. One that innovates. Something to push the boundaries of japes. I need to go think! I find that truly good ideas are like the baths I have...rare!
Love	Can you say this? Peter Pepper picked a pricky puck a prickly pickled pepper? Oh yes before I forget. I thought up my prank master plan. I just need a fit and able person who I like very much to help me pull it off. Do you know any fit and able people I like? Ha! It's you, really! My plan is this. Pour a bucket of poo or jar of honey into every house in Summerdown. If you can pull that off, then you would be officially a member of the Peter Pepper Lonely Farts Club Band.
Complete	You are a prank master! You should go to the Mirryr and get judged by the Goddesses. The only problem is, you'd break it! It's going to be great having you as a true friend and fellow practitioner of punnetry and prankery.