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Oh deary, deary me, | Oh deary, deary me, | ||
My sprouts nowhere to be seen. | My sprouts nowhere to be seen. | ||
Would you help a mother root, | |||
Find her sprouts, | |||
It might be a hoot, | |||
Oh deary, deary me! | |||
So, where to look, | |||
There's so much space, | |||
I'll give you some clues, | |||
They're all over place, | |||
Oh deary, deary me! | Oh deary, deary me! | ||
First stop where the pebbles mill, | |||
By an old workman's cart, | |||
Whose wheels are now still, | |||
Oh deary, deary me! | Oh deary, deary me! | ||
Sprout number two, | |||
I'm telling you, | |||
Has a taste for apples, | |||
But not in a stew, | |||
Oh deary, deary me! | Oh deary, deary me! | ||
This next one will need a Magic Bean, | |||
Planted where rabbit ears are keen, | |||
Quite how she got up there remains to be seen, | |||
Oh deary, deary me! | Oh deary, deary me! | ||
This | This one will need a special lamp, | ||
Head to where Gnomes set up their camp, | |||
Where ore is light though cold and damp, | |||
Oh deary, deary me! | Oh deary, deary me! | ||
Naughty Sprout wants to sharpen her aim, | |||
So set off to find a Master with fame, | |||
Running in and out of stones is her favourite game, | |||
Oh deary, deary me! | Oh deary, deary me! | ||
Sprout number six, | |||
Croaks a song or two, | |||
He wants to join a chorus, | |||
Of the same hue, | |||
Oh deary, deary me! | Oh deary, deary me! | ||
Seek tiny houses gathered round, | |||
Ringed figures frozen 'til there's sound, | |||
There a wayward sprout is found, | |||
Oh deary, deary me! | Oh deary, deary me! | ||
This little sprout was seeking the truth, | |||
Went to look for tree through a roof, | |||
Found someone forever in the prime of their youth, | |||
Oh deary, deary me! | Oh deary, deary me! | ||
Sprout number nine, | |||
Was feeling under the weather, | |||
Headed to a place with a roof made of leather, | |||
When he gets back I shall name him Trevor, | |||
Oh deary, deary me! | Oh deary, deary me! | ||
Finally, can he be found? | |||
Look for a home inside a mound, | |||
Where dwells a fighter most highly renowned, | |||
Oh deary, deary me! | Oh deary, deary me! | ||
Ah, yeah. I forgot. | Ah, yeah. I forgot. | ||
You'll only find them from 6am to 6pm. | You'll only find them from 6am to 6pm. | ||
[[Category:Books]] | [[Category:Books]] | ||
Latest revision as of 14:18, 16 October 2025
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Rootmother Guide
Oh deary, deary me, My sprouts nowhere to be seen. Would you help a mother root, Find her sprouts, It might be a hoot, Oh deary, deary me!
So, where to look, There's so much space, I'll give you some clues, They're all over place, Oh deary, deary me!
First stop where the pebbles mill, By an old workman's cart, Whose wheels are now still, Oh deary, deary me!
Sprout number two, I'm telling you, Has a taste for apples, But not in a stew, Oh deary, deary me!
This next one will need a Magic Bean, Planted where rabbit ears are keen, Quite how she got up there remains to be seen, Oh deary, deary me!
This one will need a special lamp, Head to where Gnomes set up their camp, Where ore is light though cold and damp, Oh deary, deary me!
Naughty Sprout wants to sharpen her aim, So set off to find a Master with fame, Running in and out of stones is her favourite game, Oh deary, deary me!
Sprout number six, Croaks a song or two, He wants to join a chorus, Of the same hue, Oh deary, deary me!
Seek tiny houses gathered round, Ringed figures frozen 'til there's sound, There a wayward sprout is found, Oh deary, deary me!
This little sprout was seeking the truth, Went to look for tree through a roof, Found someone forever in the prime of their youth, Oh deary, deary me!
Sprout number nine, Was feeling under the weather, Headed to a place with a roof made of leather, When he gets back I shall name him Trevor, Oh deary, deary me!
Finally, can he be found? Look for a home inside a mound, Where dwells a fighter most highly renowned, Oh deary, deary me!
Ah, yeah. I forgot. You'll only find them from 6am to 6pm.