Peter Pepper

Peter Pepper

Information
Age	46
Haven	Summerdown
Location	Homesteads
House	Fishslap House
Family
Spouse	Carolina Pepper
Child	Belle Pepper
Traits
Weak-willed
Cowardly
Laziness

Sprites

Baby	Kid	Adult	Elder

Story

Task
Name	Prank Summerdown
Description	Pour honey or poo in all marked areas in every house in Summerdown.
Dialogue
Friendly	Friends it is! I am amazed I haven't driven you bonkers with my antics! I just love a good joke and like a bit of PUN-ishment. There's nothing I won't make fun of. It's only jokes! I don't mean any harm, unlike your face. Bosh! But seriously, for a second, no, I could never be serious for a second. I think you are a good sport, although you can tell I don't do any sport by my figure. All bought and paid for!
Like	What do scarecrows wear to keep warm? Harvest. A vest! Get it?! Well, your reaction is like a teacher who talks about water in buckets. Speaks volumes. No good? Any laughs at all in there? I would love to dream up a really good prank. One that innovates. Something to push the boundaries of japes. I need to go think! I find that truly good ideas are like the baths I have...rare!
Love	Can you say this? Peter Pepper picked a pricky puck a prickly pickled pepper? Oh yes before I forget. I thought up my prank master plan. I just need a fit and able person who I like very much to help me pull it off. Do you know any fit and able people I like? Ha! It's you, really! My plan is this. Pour a bucket of poo or jar of honey into every house in Summerdown. If you can pull that off, then you would be officially a member of the Peter Pepper Lonely Farts Club Band.
Complete	You are a prank master! You should go to the Mirryr and get judged by the Goddesses. The only problem is, you'd break it! It's going to be great having you as a true friend and fellow practitioner of punnetry and prankery.