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-=== The Ballad of Bored Bob by S.T.Deeble ===
-<div class="section-text"><p>There was a chicken farmer called Bob</p><p>Who had a huge lump on his head</p><p>So he went to the docs</p><p>And discovered his cocks</p><p>Had a virus which they had spread.</p><p>The doctor told him the cure</p><p>He must bathe his cocks in manure</p><p>Then mend his sore head</p><p>With Redroot and bread</p><p>Then chop off the lump to be sure.</p><p>After 3 weeks, the lump did return</p><p>And gave Bob a terrible burn</p><p>So to the docs he did walk</p><p>And after a talk</p><p>Had his sore bits covered in fern.</p><p>The lump did fade well away</p><p>But came back the very next day</p><p>So Bob, in his ire</p><p>Set a large fire</p><p>And burned his cocks in the hay.</p><p>The Goddess smiled in approval</p><p>And blessed Bob with lump removal</p><p>The curse had been lifted</p><p>The virus had shifted</p><p>Now his wife has it.</p></div>
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