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== Story ==
== Story ==
<div class="section-text"><table class="styled-table"><tr class="table-header"><th colspan="2">Task</th></tr><tr class="table-row"><td>Name</td><td>Prank Summerdown</td></tr><tr class="table-row"><td>Description</td><td>Pour honey or poo in all marked areas in every house in Summerdown.</td></tr><tr class="table-header"><th colspan="2">Dialogue</th></tr><tr class="table-row"><td>Friendly</td><td>Friends it is! I am amazed I haven't driven you bonkers with my antics! I just love a good joke and like a bit of PUN-ishment. There's nothing I won't make fun of. It's only jokes! I don't mean any harm, unlike your face. Bosh!  
<div class="section-text"><table class="styled-table mw-collapsible mw-collapsed"><tr class="table-header"><th colspan="2">Task</th></tr><tr class="table-row"><td>Name</td><td>Prank Summerdown</td></tr><tr class="table-row"><td>Description</td><td>Pour honey or poo in all marked areas in every house in Summerdown.</td></tr><tr class="table-header"><th colspan="2">Dialogue</th></tr><tr class="table-row"><td>Friendly</td><td>Friends it is! I am amazed I haven't driven you bonkers with my antics! I just love a good joke and like a bit of PUN-ishment. There's nothing I won't make fun of. It's only jokes! I don't mean any harm, unlike your face. Bosh!  
But seriously, for a second, no, I could never be serious for a second. I think you are a good sport, although you can tell I don't do any sport by my figure. All bought and paid for!</td></tr><tr class="table-row"><td>Like</td><td>What do scarecrows wear to keep warm? Harvest. A vest! Get it?!
But seriously, for a second, no, I could never be serious for a second. I think you are a good sport, although you can tell I don't do any sport by my figure. All bought and paid for!</td></tr><tr class="table-row"><td>Like</td><td>What do scarecrows wear to keep warm? Harvest. A vest! Get it?!
Well, your reaction is like a teacher who talks about water in buckets. Speaks volumes.
Well, your reaction is like a teacher who talks about water in buckets. Speaks volumes.

Revision as of 23:11, 1 December 2022

Peter Pepper
Information
Age 46
Haven Summerdown
Location Homesteads
House Fishslap House
Family
SpouseCarolina Pepper
ChildBelle Pepper
Traits
Weak-willed
Cowardly
Laziness

Summary

Gifting

Story

Task
NamePrank Summerdown
DescriptionPour honey or poo in all marked areas in every house in Summerdown.
Dialogue
FriendlyFriends it is! I am amazed I haven't driven you bonkers with my antics! I just love a good joke and like a bit of PUN-ishment. There's nothing I won't make fun of. It's only jokes! I don't mean any harm, unlike your face. Bosh! But seriously, for a second, no, I could never be serious for a second. I think you are a good sport, although you can tell I don't do any sport by my figure. All bought and paid for!
LikeWhat do scarecrows wear to keep warm? Harvest. A vest! Get it?!

Well, your reaction is like a teacher who talks about water in buckets. Speaks volumes. No good? Any laughs at all in there? I would love to dream up a really good prank. One that innovates. Something to push the boundaries of japes.

I need to go think! I find that truly good ideas are like the baths I have...rare!
LoveCan you say this? Peter Pepper picked a pricky puck a prickly pickled pepper?

Oh yes before I forget. I thought up my prank master plan. I just need a fit and able person who I like very much to help me pull it off. Do you know any fit and able people I like? Ha! It's you, really!

My plan is this. Pour a bucket of poo or jar of honey into every house in Summerdown. If you can pull that off, then you would be officially a member of the Peter Pepper Lonely Farts Club Band.
CompleteYou are a prank master! You should go to the Mirryr and get judged by the Goddesses.

The only problem is, you'd break it!

It's going to be great having you as a true friend and fellow practitioner of punnetry and prankery.