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=== A Halo for the Master Chef by R. Cakebiter === | === A Halo for the Master Chef by R. Cakebiter === | ||
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<div class="section-text"><div style='margin-bottom: 16px'>Every year the people of Summerdown hold their annual Bake Off.</div><div style='margin-bottom: 16px'>Sound familiar? That's because I copy-pasted from another book and just changed some words.</div><div style='margin-bottom: 16px'>The contest has been fiercely fought for as long as folk could wield wooden spoons and look menacing in their aprons.</div><div style='margin-bottom: 16px'>The first recorded champion was Count Spatula himself, Milo Pastry. He ruled the culinary roost for 9 years, mainly because he was the only contestant.</div><div style='margin-bottom: 16px'>After his unfortunate death involving a swan, a see-saw and a sack of flour, other villagers continued the contest and this time against each other.</div><div style='margin-bottom: 16px'>Well-known winners include Gordon Bleugh, Heston Bloominghell, Harriet Stainsleeves and the lord of lard himself, Acky Fartbubbles.</div><div style='margin-bottom: 16px'>To give yourself a chance of winning this highly regarded competition (the crowd often stand on stools to watch), one must use only the very best ingredients and not make any mistakes during the cooking process.</div><div style='margin-bottom: 16px'>One small slip could be the difference between a diner's delight or a load of old stodge.</div></div> | |||
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Latest revision as of 10:41, 29 August 2025
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A Halo for the Master Chef by R. Cakebiter
Every year the people of Summerdown hold their annual Bake Off.
Sound familiar? That's because I copy-pasted from another book and just changed some words.
The contest has been fiercely fought for as long as folk could wield wooden spoons and look menacing in their aprons.
The first recorded champion was Count Spatula himself, Milo Pastry. He ruled the culinary roost for 9 years, mainly because he was the only contestant.
After his unfortunate death involving a swan, a see-saw and a sack of flour, other villagers continued the contest and this time against each other.
Well-known winners include Gordon Bleugh, Heston Bloominghell, Harriet Stainsleeves and the lord of lard himself, Acky Fartbubbles.
To give yourself a chance of winning this highly regarded competition (the crowd often stand on stools to watch), one must use only the very best ingredients and not make any mistakes during the cooking process.
One small slip could be the difference between a diner's delight or a load of old stodge.