A Letter of Complaint: Difference between revisions

Latest revision as of 10:36, 29 August 2025

Dear Mr Marshtyt

I would like to complain about your gardening books and the amount of filth within.

As I turn the pages, I am confronted with filth upon filth. It is disgusting.

These books are incredibly dirty.

Could you please try washing your hands before you write them, please?

Thank you

p.s - keep up the innuendo. Your smutty jokes make me laugh so hard my bosom whacks my chin.

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