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<div class="section-text"><p>There are many pleasures in life. A nice beer. A juicy pork pie. A warm toilet seat.</p><p>There is also the act of Nookie. It is both a pleasure and a means to keep life going.</p><p>Two married people can get together and may even be blessed with a child.</p><p>So how is this act | <div class="section-text"><p>There are many pleasures in life. A nice beer. A juicy pork pie. A warm toilet seat.</p><p>There is also the act of Nookie. It is both a pleasure and a means to keep life going.</p><p>Two married people can get together and may even be blessed with a child.</p><p>So, how is this act commenced? How can two people entwine and share in the most natural of acts (and sometimes unnatural, but that's another book!)?</p><p>First, one must get a Rabbit Corndoll and gift it to their partner. At the time of writing, your author frequents the store in Mellowbrook to acquire their supply, making regular visits, naturally.</p><p>Then, the act begins if accepted.</p><p>There can be a few outcomes, and virility can help reduce the chances of a flop.</p><p>So take your foods, find the optimal places for romance and increase your chances on the spinner we call The Wheel of Delight.</p><p>Good luck, Goddess bless and go get 'em.</p></div> | ||
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Revision as of 10:58, 11 July 2025
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Everything You Wanted To Know About Nookie by Alan Woody
There are many pleasures in life. A nice beer. A juicy pork pie. A warm toilet seat.
There is also the act of Nookie. It is both a pleasure and a means to keep life going.
Two married people can get together and may even be blessed with a child.
So, how is this act commenced? How can two people entwine and share in the most natural of acts (and sometimes unnatural, but that's another book!)?
First, one must get a Rabbit Corndoll and gift it to their partner. At the time of writing, your author frequents the store in Mellowbrook to acquire their supply, making regular visits, naturally.
Then, the act begins if accepted.
There can be a few outcomes, and virility can help reduce the chances of a flop.
So take your foods, find the optimal places for romance and increase your chances on the spinner we call The Wheel of Delight.
Good luck, Goddess bless and go get 'em.