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<p>Bot refresh</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>__NOTOC__<br /> <br /> == Book ==<br /> === The Vale Gardener's Friend by Marshtyt the Master Gardener ===<br /> &lt;div class=&quot;section-text&quot;&gt;&lt;p&gt;I have got green fingers! No, I have not been picking my nose, but I have in fact, been poking my little rose in the garden shed.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I love the smell, the texture and the lovely pink petals of a fragrant carnation. It is a sheer joy to create beautiful hanging gardens and tend to them with your tools.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I have mastered gardening over many years, so I have very polished tips for helping you grow and germinate.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Wheat requires no watering. Once it has grown, get out your chopper and beat it down.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Carrots, Cabbage and Wheat have a 3-day growth cycle. I can't think of anything rude for that.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Apples, Gooseberries and Pears have a 2-day cycle. A bicycle, as it were. Not that I know what one of those is.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Tomatoes have a 3-day growth cycle and do not need watering. Collect them from the trellis. Make sure they are nice and firm by giving them a good squeeze. Then check your tomatoes.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Carrots and Cabbage need watering daily, so give them a good squirt and make them nice and wet.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The use of fertiliser will really help create bigger, hardier plants, so grab your wooden bucket and hold your nose.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Now grab your trowel, clear your mind of innuendos and get gardening, you dirty Pucks!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> [[Category:Books]]</div>

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