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	<div class="section-text"><p>[Excerpts from a very long diary]</p><p>Day 232 - I forgot to make an Offering yesterday morning before my delivery round. Now all the milk is curdled.</p><p>Day 245 - That bloody cat! The Comb woman has a cat that is a real terror, so I gave it some milk spiced with a little Go-Easy Potion from Queasy Does It, the apothecary.</p><p>Day 246 - I slipped on the Comb woman's front path. Realised it was cat poo. There was like a river of it. Too much potion?</p><p>Day 247 - Cat suspects me! Every time I go to that house, it hisses at me. Must keep a low profile.</p><p>Day 254 - Kissed Old Betty, the bearded lady. Drowned my guilt with 3 pints of milk.</p><p>Day 255 - Threw up all morning, so went to the Apothecary for a cure. Turns out I had drank curdled milk. Yep, forgot my offerings again.</p><p>Day 279 - Not much has happened lately, but today saw a rock fall from the sky and break my shed roof.</p><p>Day 283 - Curse those Brounies! My prize cows now honk every time I squeeze their udders.</p><p>Day 290 - They have replaced all postmen with pigeons. They are faster and cheaper. Our local pigeon is called Robert. I always knew humans would be replaced by Roberts one day.</p><p>Day 303 - Considering offering myself to the Goddesses on Rebirth Day so I can finally die and come back as a fungus. Knowing my luck, I'll be a pigeon.</p></div>		<div style="width: 40%; margin: 0 auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.5) !important; padding: 16px;
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			<div class="section-text"><div style='margin-bottom: 16px'>[Excerpts from a very long diary]</div><div style='margin-bottom: 16px'>Day 232 - I forgot to make an Offering yesterday morning before my delivery round. Now all the milk is curdled.</div><div style='margin-bottom: 16px'>Day 245 - That bloody cat! The Comb woman has a cat that is a real terror, so I gave it some milk spiced with a little Go-Easy Potion from Queasy Does It, the apothecary.</div><div style='margin-bottom: 16px'>Day 246 - I slipped on the Comb woman's front path. Realised it was cat poo. There was like a river of it. Too much potion?</div><div style='margin-bottom: 16px'>Day 247 - Cat suspects me! Every time I go to that house, it hisses at me. Must keep a low profile.</div><div style='margin-bottom: 16px'>Day 254 - Kissed Old Betty, the bearded lady. Drowned my guilt with 3 pints of milk.</div><div style='margin-bottom: 16px'>Day 255 - Threw up all morning, so went to the Apothecary for a cure. Turns out I had drank curdled milk. Yep, forgot my offerings again.</div><div style='margin-bottom: 16px'>Day 279 - Not much has happened lately, but today saw a rock fall from the sky and break my shed roof.</div><div style='margin-bottom: 16px'>Day 283 - Curse those Brounies! My prize cows now honk every time I squeeze their udders.</div><div style='margin-bottom: 16px'>Day 290 - They have replaced all postmen with pigeons. They are faster and cheaper. Our local pigeon is called Robert. I always knew humans would be replaced by Roberts one day.</div><div style='margin-bottom: 16px'>Day 303 - Considering offering myself to the Goddesses on Rebirth Day so I can finally die and come back as a fungus. Knowing my luck, I'll be a pigeon.</div></div>
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	<div class="section-text"><p>[Excerpts from a very long diary]</p><p>Day 232 - I forgot to make an Offering yesterday morning before my delivery round. Now all the milk is curdled.</p><p>Day 245 - That bloody cat! The Comb woman has a cat that is a real terror, so I gave it some milk spiced with a little Go-Easy Potion from ~~Sipp & Winters~~.</p><p>Day 246 - I slipped on the Comb woman's front path. Realised it was cat poo. There was like a river of it. Too much potion?</p><p>Day 247 - Cat suspects me! Every time I go to that house, it hisses at me. Must keep a low profile.</p><p>Day 254 - ~~Slept with~~ Old Betty, the bearded lady. Drowned my guilt with 3 pints of milk.</p><p>Day 255 - Threw up all morning, so went to the Apothecary for a cure. Turns out I had drank curdled milk. Yep, forgot my offerings again.</p><p>Day 279 - Not much has happened lately but today saw ~~Juliet Alpha having it away with Romeo Bravo in~~ the ~~hay behind her husband's garden~~ shed.</p><p>Day 283 - Curse those Brounies! ~~I forgot my offerings and my~~ prize cows now honk every time I squeeze their udders.</p><p>Day 303 - Considering offering myself to the Goddesses on Rebirth Day so I can finally die and come back as a fungus.</p></div>		<div class="section-text"><p>[Excerpts from a very long diary]</p><p>Day 232 - I forgot to make an Offering yesterday morning before my delivery round. Now all the milk is curdled.</p><p>Day 245 - That bloody cat! The Comb woman has a cat that is a real terror, so I gave it some milk spiced with a little Go-Easy Potion from Queasy Does It, the apothecary.</p><p>Day 246 - I slipped on the Comb woman's front path. Realised it was cat poo. There was like a river of it. Too much potion?</p><p>Day 247 - Cat suspects me! Every time I go to that house, it hisses at me. Must keep a low profile.</p><p>Day 254 - Kissed Old Betty, the bearded lady. Drowned my guilt with 3 pints of milk.</p><p>Day 255 - Threw up all morning, so went to the Apothecary for a cure. Turns out I had drank curdled milk. Yep, forgot my offerings again.</p><p>Day 279 - Not much has happened lately, but today saw a rock fall from the sky and break my shed roof.</p><p>Day 283 - Curse those Brounies! My prize cows now honk every time I squeeze their udders.</p><p>Day 290 - They have replaced all postmen with pigeons. They are faster and cheaper. Our local pigeon is called Robert. I always knew humans would be replaced by Roberts one day.</p><p>Day 303 - Considering offering myself to the Goddesses on Rebirth Day so I can finally die and come back as a fungus. Knowing my luck, I'll be a pigeon.</p></div>

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<div class="section-text">[Excerpts from a very long diary]Day 232 - I forgot to make an Offering yesterday morning before my delivery round. Now all the milk is curdled.Day 245 - That bloody cat! The Comb woman has a cat that is a real terror, so I gave it some milk spiced with a little Go-Easy Potion from Sipp & Winters.Day 246 - I slipped on the Comb woman's front path. Realised it was cat poo. There was like a river of it. Too much potion?Day 247 - Cat suspects me! Every time I go to that house, it hisses at me. Must keep a low profile.Day 254 - Slept with Old Betty, the bearded lady. Drowned my guilt with 3 pints of milk.Day 255 - Threw up all morning, so went to the Apothecary for a cure. Turns out I had drank curdled milk. Yep, forgot my offerings again.Day 279 - Not much has happened lately but today saw Juliet Alpha having it away with Romeo Bravo in the hay behind her husband's garden shed.Day 283 - Curse those Brounies! I forgot my offerings and my prize cows now honk every time I squeeze their udders.Day 303 - Considering offering myself to the Goddesses on Rebirth Day so I can finally die and come back as a fungus.</div>

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