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=== Everything You Wanted To Know About Nookie by Alan Woody ===
<div class="section-text"><p>There are many pleasures in life. A nice beer. A juicy pork pie. A warm toilet seat.</p><p>There is also the act of Nookie. It is both a pleasure and a means to keep life going.</p><p>Two married people can get together and may even be blessed with a child.</p><p>So how is this act begun? How can two people entwine and share in the most natural of acts (and sometimes unnatural, but that's another book!)?</p><p>First, one must get a Rabbit Corndoll and gift it to their partner.</p><p>Then, the act begins if accepted.</p><p>There can be a few outcomes from this and virility can help reduce the chances of a flop, literally.</p><p>So take your foods, find the optimal places for romance and increase your chances on the spinner we call The Wheel of Delight.</p><p>Good luck, Goddess bless and go get 'em.</p></div>

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